Morgy's Book: The Thing That Would Not Graduate

What I Learned In College

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THE THING THAT WOULD NOT GRADUATE


Top Ten Reasons This Book is Free


10). My Target Audience Is Broke

9). Material Things Mean Nothing to Me (except for Krispy Kreme donuts)

8). Funny for nothing and your books for free

7). I'm setting the stage for a huge $equel!

6). $50,000 in market research can't be wrong

5). It's not worth the cyber it's written on

4). I'll make it up in volume

3). Nine and a half years of college didn't teach me bupkus

2). I skipped class when they covered that P in Marketing

1). You'll love it so much that you'll gladly send a generous donation to:

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Evansville IN 47731-3181


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